Talkings

Me: There's nothing that a symphony orchestra can't fix...
Except for maybe.. humpty dumpty.

Woody: I just forgot your name.

Me reciting a TV quote: Absolute last, final, full shtop, cross my heart and hope to be shpanked until my bottom goes purple.

Woody: As long as I hear your pretty little voice.
in response to telling him about a test he doesn't really want to set up but has to

Me: What comes next, 'I'm a little-'
Woody: Shamrock?