Funniest Love Letters and some Quotes

In the Buster keaton short, Love Nest, he writes his girl this letter:

Dearest,
Since you have canceled our engagement, I have decided not to marry you. I am leaving to sail around the world so that I will forget you.
Yours, but not anymore,
Buster

p.s. If you do not receive this letter, write me.


In strongbadia the Cinder Block breaks up with its mate in this letter:

Dear Stop Sign,
I am a stop sign and you are a cinder block. Therefore I think we should break up. I hope we can be's friends.
Love Always,
Cinder Block


Now a conversation with a guy I met the other day:

me- If you had a fish, what would you name it?
Woody- That depends on what kind.
me- It's a betta.
Woody- Male or female?
me- Probably a male.
Woody- What color?
me- Bluish red with shimmery green- like on his fins.
Woody- I'd have to go with Shasta the Resilliant.


Later I caught a mole in my house. He or she was caught in a mousetrap by the nose. I let it go outside and it survived and got back in the next day.
To Dan, "That mole should be named Shasta the Resilliant."