What else..

Oh my god, listen, there is NO MRS "my husband's name"! I AM ME! OK?! ME! Got it? GOOD!

I am stuck on bandaid brand cause bandaids stick on me!

Oh here's the jingle for goldfish those baked and not fried goldfish,
the wholesome snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off.
Now you know they're made with real cheese even though they look like fishies.
The snack that smiles back; goldfish!

I saw PeeWee Herman on an episode of Campus Ladies the other day. He was playing a slightly odd drama teacher that the ladies had he helped them sort out a fight they were having. I would say, "I always wondered what happened to that guy" but in reality I never did wonder that at all. But in case one of you did, there ya go!

Favorite sayings when someone is less than intelligent:
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
Not the brightest crayon in the box
Dumber than a box of rocks (my dad likes that one)
Dumber than a bag of hammers